We have all seen some weird company names when it comes to web hosting. You have OutGay, for those looking for web hosting with an alternative lifestyle. You have FatCow, which sounds like something you’d call your mother-in-law, not your web host.
Now for some of the weirdest (and possibly greatest) web hosting names just just never got off the ground…
Perfect Toilet Hosting – The name was suppose to inspire downloads and 5th grade humor, but flushed itself before it got started.
Hamster Dance Hosting – What else were the guys behind the original annoying Internet meme suppose to do? The hook here is they will only host your content if you Rick-roll, claim all your base are belong to us, or have a love for dancing babies.
Tighty Whitey Hosting - For when you want hosting with that secure fit.
Kentucky Fried Hosting – Inspired by the fried chicken king, this web host was unique in fact that promised a free bucket of chicken for every hosting plan you purchased. The bad thing was, sending chicken through US mail ended up with very stinky surprise once it made it to your house a few weeks later.
GoMommy – Well, there is a GoDaddy – so why not a GoMommy? The downfall of GoMommy as a company happened when she caught you trying to register adult domains and told you you’ll go blind if you do it too much.
TWO – Launched as a competitor to 1&1 Hosting, but nobody else got the joke.
What is in a name? Well if you make me giggle like a school girl when I have to say it in public, it could be both a good or a bad thing. It could be considered memorable or it could be considered embarrassing. It all depends on if your glass is half empty or half full.
