Are you searching for a web host that offers nothing when it comes to uptime? Well, while many think they might be currently hosted on that host in question, I can say you are wrong. Why? Because you are not hosted with No Uptime Hosting.
NoUptime.com promises you nothing at all. For web hosting fans, this web site is really hilarious. Anybody outside of the web hosting world though, probably will not understand what the fuss it all about. Take their three plans for an example:
- Hosting Package 1 (the I’m-Poor plan)
- Hosting Package 2 (the Take-My-Money plan)
- Hosting Package 3 (the Resell-Our-Crap plan)
As they say, “We are constantly working to improve our server downtime. Keeping you awake at night is our number one priority.” Oh, and you can’t forget their testimonials with such gems as, “I want my money back”. How do you get your content to them? FTP? No, that is so old school. Here is how they suggest you send it:
Don’t like uploading your files via FTP? No problem! Send us your files on a floppy and we’ll upload it for you. It’s one of the many ways we do our best to accommodate your needs. Just remember, our floppy system does not accept Windows, Linux, or Mac floppies.
I could spend hours discussing this one great parody of a web site, but I will save you the time and just point you towards NoUptime.com. It is a fun site for anybody who is in or has dealt with web hosting one on one.
